Dear Chick-Fil-A Hollywood,
Damn you and your drive-thru for messing up my order last night! I drive a long way to go to this Chick-Fil-A (you guys are located over 15 miles from my house!) and it is extremely disappointing to arrive home only to discovered instead of the #1 meal I ordered, I got someone else’s sandwich and no fries! I checked my receipt and I paid for the food I ordered, but I didn’t get it! I live way too far away to go back and get my order corrected, and I was so sad I didn’t get the fix I was craving! I tried to call to complain, but no one was answering your phone. :~(
Now look, I love you so much I’m even willing to overlook the fact that you support anti-gay rights organizations, but seriously, if you can’t at least give me the food I ordered and paid for, I might have to take my love and loyalty elsewhere.
Sincerely,
Captain Cupcake
