Dear KFC Double Down

Dear KFC Double Down,

The promise of chicken and bacon lured me into your clutches. I mean, how can one go wrong with fried chicken breasts and bacon? Well, clearly, KFC has found a way! The chicken surprisingly lacked flavor, and it did not mesh well with the pepper jack cheese and bacon. Overall, the experience was nothing more than a ball of tasteless grease, and I was unable to even finish the “sandwich”. The Double Down should be renamed Double Disappointment.

Sincerely,
Captain Cupcake

Dear Day After Easter

Dear Day After Easter,

You are quickly becoming one of my favorite days of the year. All the half price Easter candy I purchased at CVS will keep me in a sugar coma for the next 3 months at least! Pastel M&M’s are my heroin!

Sincerely,
Captain Cupcake

Dear Bathroom Truck

Dear Bathroom Truck,

You are the cruelest April Fools joke ever. How I wish you were real!!!!

Sincerely,
Captain Cupcake